9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Your mother is a man.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

robin, get in the car.

Steve Jobs.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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