What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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obama is a good president

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My Girlfriend

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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dog

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti jokes.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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