Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Adam Sandler.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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womens rights

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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