- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Women's rights.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Womens rights

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Women's rights

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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