- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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