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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's up? The sky.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

you will die someday

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