A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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