Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Compton

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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