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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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