That's what he said.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A bar walks into your mother.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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