What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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