Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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women's rights.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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