- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Kittens.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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