Knock knock Who's there? What.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What is brown and sticky?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Jokes are funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

thumb_up thumb_down +24

is mayonnaise an instrument?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Teen pregnancy

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops