How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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