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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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9/11/2001

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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