Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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i have 2 penises

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Jokes are funny.

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Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

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