Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Microsoft Windows

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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your life

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What sucks?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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