Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

roses are red, violets are violet

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

your life

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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