Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

womens rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Du bist mein Kampf

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Chuck Norris died.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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