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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Canada

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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