- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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