What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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No

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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