Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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