A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Your mom

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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