- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Penis.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

25

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??