An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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