- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Du bist mein Kampf

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Women"s Rights

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

guess what? chicken butt.

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