- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Kittens.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Women's rights.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock (No one is home)

Canada

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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