A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Poop

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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S.O.P.A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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