you will die someday

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Sex. That is all.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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OGC - tilt your head

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Ben Colbert is gay

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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