- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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