How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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women's lacrosse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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come along children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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