Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Compton

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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