Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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potatoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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