If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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