Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Hummer.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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