I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Anti Joke

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