It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Pickles

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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