- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Star Wars

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

d

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??