- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

AVI IS A FAG

a show horse jumps over a bar

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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