Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Boobs are nasty!

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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I'm taken

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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ruddell and dodds anal

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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