i have 2 penises

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

women have rights

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Anti Joke

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