How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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poop

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Write your own

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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