A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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women's rights

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Flab

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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