- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Your mom goes to college

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Justin Bieber

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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