- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

This is not a good joke.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A jew went to Germany.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Will you marry me?

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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