A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Chuck Norris died.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Your mother

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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