What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Banana(s)

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Jokes are funny.

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