A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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