How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Hellen Keller

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Du bist mein Kampf

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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