What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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