- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

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