What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Flab

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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This is not a good joke.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I'm gay.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A jew went to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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