The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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the guy below me is gay

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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