What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

who smells? •Liam

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Susie has Autism

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Pavel Novak

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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