What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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