In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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