Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Kittens.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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