whats funny? ebola and 911

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Google Doodles

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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