- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

knock knock go away ok

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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