- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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