Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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My mom just died....

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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