yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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