- Anti Joke

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school