Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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