What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Canida

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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YOU IS DUM

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BUTTERFARTING

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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