I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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weiner? balls

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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