Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

S.O.P.A

Working hard or hardly working????

tim rafter died no one cared

Your doorbell is broken.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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