what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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planking.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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So dont touch it

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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