Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Nickelback.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Penis!

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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NEVER

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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