Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Canida

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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