What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Anne Frank.

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