what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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