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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Working hard or hardly working????

S.O.P.A

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

tim rafter died no one cared

Your doorbell is broken.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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