- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Knock knock (No one is home)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A British man walks into a dental office.

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