what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do magnets work?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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