An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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So dont touch it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Women's Rights

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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