Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

cory is gay

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Anti Joke

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