Why are anti-jokes so funny?

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

S.O.P.A

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Working hard or hardly working????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

tim rafter died no one cared

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your doorbell is broken.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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