Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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YOU IS DUM

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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