Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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planking.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Star Wars

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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