- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

roses are red, violets are violet

cms.......?????

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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