why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Your mother

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Penis!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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