Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Small titties.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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YOU IS DUM

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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