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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

YOLO

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Blarg

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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