Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Left. That one direction...

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Video Games

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Nickelback.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Vagina-Boob

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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