Anne Frank.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Penis jokes.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Mitt Romney for president.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Don't think of granny porn

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...