a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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antijokes

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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