whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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